written by caitlin cary and steve grothmann
texas browndog music/monkey bird music (bmi)

well i'm saving this dress for my wedding day

Bb                               Eb
momma wouldn't have it any other way

    Eb                                   Bb
she said when she married, her waist was 23

F                          Bb
i guess i'll never wear it anyway

  Eb                      Bb
i don't believe i care to marry

       F                        Bb
though i cannot explain exactly why

   Eb                       Bb           G
it somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery

simply a faster way to die